dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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