We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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