Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
