Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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