no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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