How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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