You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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