last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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