Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together