Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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