Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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