how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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