Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
is that a dick in a sweater?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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