We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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