Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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