He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
