So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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