gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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