But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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