if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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