i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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