Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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