and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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