honey bunches of taint.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
What a dumb baby whore.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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