I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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