Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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