cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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