Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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