your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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