I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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