i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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