Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
