Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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