can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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