let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
