Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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