idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
