I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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