He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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