im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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