worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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