Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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