your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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