that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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