Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This is the prime rib incident all over again
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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