we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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