My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Can I color on your dick again?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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