We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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