I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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