Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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