My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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