His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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