I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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