ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I think my moral compass just broke
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